Like most of you, I've been asking myself one question every day since mid-2004: "Whatever happened to former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Quincy Carter?"

　　Now that Alex has begun reviewing Arena Football: Road to Glory, I have my answer: playing football in the Arena Football League 2 for the Bossier-Shreveport Battlewings.

　　You're telling me that Quincy Carter, who's still a relatively young guy, is now playing in the minor leagues of a league that is already considered the minors by pro football standards? You're telling me Quincy Carter, a guy that played in 37 games in the NFL for the Cowboys and Jets--a guy that played under Bill Parcells--is now going to be humping it Shreveport? The mind boggles. The mind also wonders if the option play will be as effective in Bossier-Shreveport as it was in Dallas.

　　As an aside: Based on the picture at the bottom of the news announcement, it looks like the team held the Carter press conference at a local buffalo wings joint. This, friends, is why the Arena Football League 2 just flat-out RULES.

　　Unfortunately, with the announcement coming this month, it doesn't look like Quincy made it into the game. Come on EA: If anyone is worth a roster update, Quincy is the man.