Someone tell me...

　　... how much money NBC execs shelled out for Bill Simmons and the rest of the crew at ESPN.com to consistently shill for "The Contender." Speaking of money...

　　... how much would you pay for downloadable courses in the XBox 360 version of Tiger Woods 06? Or perhaps a better question...

　　... would you pay for downloadable courses in Tiger 06?

　　... with all the zombie games featured at this year's E3, why isn't someone on a zombie football game? Think of it, instead of plowing into linebackers with your running back, you could plow into wave after wave of the fetid undead intent on stopping you from scoring. Hey are you listening, Road to Sunday producers? It's not too late to toss some zombies into the Jamaican drug lord/Texas Hold 'Em thing you got going over there.

　　... what's up with all the poker games at E3? Alex said he saw four tables on the floor this year. Here were people lined up to play real poker at tables designed to promote games that let you play fake poker. And cost $20. Huh!?

　　... what the hype is over "House." I saw an episode last night and, Sela Ward aside, it seemed like little more than an hour-long Becker minus the guy from Swingers and Jadzia Dax.