Remember High Fidelity? It's a movie in which a very memorable trio of record-store employees, portrayed by John Cusack, Todd Louiso, and Jack Black, make up lists of their top five albums that fulfill certain qualities, and they then proceed to argue about whose choices are more snobby and esoteric. The movie may have been exaggerated, but it represents a very real type of conversation that people have regarding all of their favorite pastimes, including video games.
In this inaugural edition of GameSpot's Pick Five feature, we asked several GameSpot editors to meet this criteria: "Pick five games you have in your collection because you think it makes you look cool." Without much guidance (and with our tongues notably implanted in our cheeks), the editors were asked to interpret and answer the question in seclusion, which we now present to you in raw form.
Once you've finished reading their choices, head on over to the Features Forum and assemble your own Pick Five. Are you the Jack Black to our John Cusack? You can make any choice you want, but you can only Pick Five.
- posted June 10, 2006
1. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night (PS)
2. Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem (GC)
3. MoonBase Commander (PC)
4. Onimusha: Warlords (PS2)
5. SNK vs. Capcom: Card Fighter's Clash - Capcom Version (NGPC) Here's the common theme among all these games--they're all sitting on my shelf, still in the shrink wrap. I bought these games either on the strength of an eager, glowing review or word of mouth. Once the package finally arrived or I got home with the box, the euphoria of finally owning such an obscure masterpiece or genre-defining game wore off, and I realized I really didn't care to play the game anymore. In my mind, that's the true definition of owning a game strictly out of vanity--you never even bothered to play the game in question!
1. Akumajo Dracula X: Chi no Rondo (TCD) You're definitely not cool if you need me to tell you the more-conventional name of the popular series Dracula X belongs to. What's important to know about Dracula X is that A) it's expensive to import and B) it's got good music. It's also fun and a whole lot better than the equivalent games that were hitting the Genesis and Super Nintendo at about the same time, which is why it's considered a must-have by all those cool video game collectors out there. Best. Import. Ever.
Man, I wish I had hair that cool. Or any hair. I guess that'd be pretty cool, too.
2. Fighting Street (TCD) You know this game as Street Fighter. It's a perfect port of Capcom's original Street Fighter arcade game, and it bears the distinction of being the very first CD-ROM game released for consoles. I've got the Japanese version, and it's copyrighted 1988. That's, like, probably older than you are. And it's sure as all hell cooler than you are.
3. Garou: Mark of the Wolves (NeoGeo) One of the priciest games in my collection--and money buys coolness. Mark of the Wolves is the last, best game in the Fatal Fury fighting game series for the NeoGeo, not that you'd need me to tell you that since you're cool. This game was SNK's answer to Street Fighter III, and since it's one of the last great NeoGeo fighting games and was created in limited supply, it's hard to find. I was one of the first in line for it, though, and it was worth every penny of the $300-odd dollars I initially paid for it.
4. Ikaruga (DC) This is probably my favorite Dreamcast game, followed closely by The House of the Dead 2 bundled with Sega's light gun, released only in Japan. Ikaruga is both a throwback and a modern classic. It came out on the GameCube in North America, but if you're cool, you were playing it on the Dreamcast a year before it came out on these shores. Maybe you were even playing it in Japanese arcades, using both player one's and player two's joysticks at the same time, which would make you extremely cool.
5. Ultima V: Warriors of Destiny (Apple II) The only North American game to make my list, but to make up for this, it's really, really old. Ultima V is arguably the best game in what's arguably the all-time greatest role-playing series, and I've kept the packaging for the original Apple II version in fine shape. The game came with two fancy manuals and an amulet, plus a whole bunch of double-sided floppy disks. So this is cool on the level of, say, owning an original VHS copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special. Except Ultima V won't destroy your brain. I played it, look how I turned out!
1. Dragon Warrior III (NES)
2. Dragon Warrior IV (NES)
3. EarthBound (SNES)
4. Suikoden (PS)
5. Suikoden II (PS) When I first started playing video games, I was too young to actually think or care about whether people thought I was cool for playing them. Besides, everybody I knew had a Nintendo; it wasn't so much a status symbol as it was equivalent to owning shoes...or LEGOs. Anyway, flash forward 10 years or so, and I guess I fell into the idea that playing video games made me a certain way. And because I played them so much, I had to get superdefensive about it and act like they were cool, even if I had no basis for thinking so.
Over the years, I've bought a lot of video games and video game systems. Most of them were because I had a genuine interest in them, but on occasion it's been out of the need to make my collection better. The sad thing about collector's items is that these games are usually the ones that I've got the least interest in playing. I'm one of those I'll-only-play-this-JRPG-if-it-has-"Final"-and-"Fantasy"-in-the-title people. Yet, because these games were once rumored to be worth more than $50, I've had to purchase them all. And then I can drop in conversation that I own a game that's worth over $100, a game that I have never wanted to nor ever will want to play, but is worth something to someone somewhere, until they rerelease it. I'm like those people who refuse to buy boxes that have the Greatest Games stripe on them.
My experience with Dragon Warrior IV begins and ends with the box art.
About five years ago, I purchased Dragon Warrior III for $40, Dragon Warior IV for $50, Suikoden off of someone for a fluke $10 (even though it was supposed to sell for $50), and Suikoden II for $30. A friend of mine gave me a copy of Earthbound. All of those games were estimated quite rare and valuable by various collector's sites and selling on eBay for upward of $100 each. I checked eBay this morning, and I guarantee you that I couldn't get what I paid for those games back, let alone $500 for the lot.
Five games that I couldn't be less interested in playing, which I absolutely had to have, and will never ever sell because they round out my collection. So yeah, I have all the NES Dragon Warrior games. I don't know what that means, but I have them anyway.
Look, let's just get this out of the way right now. You didn't buy Capcom vs. SNK 2 EO because you're such a huge fan of the Capcom vs. SNK series. Well, maybe a few of you fighting-game fancy lads out there did, but the majority of us bought this game because someone said "STREET FIGHTER ON XBOX LIVE AAAGGGHHH," and every kid who ever plunked down an entire week's allowance on a day's worth of Street Fighter action perked up and took notice, because to those folk, online 2D fighting was like the coolness holy grail...at least, it was back in 2003. I couldn't tell you the difference between a C-groove and a K-groove if you put a gun to my head, but I do know that getting my E. Honda on online was totally rad, even if I was getting my ass kicked by the aforementioned fancy lads 99 out of 99 times. Nowadays, there are a billion online 2D fighters, but most of them completely suck. Maybe when Hyper Fighting comes out for Xbox Live Arcade, it'll finally unseat this one as the coolest online fighter. Or, actually, maybe it won't.
See! We know what it means to say Guitar Hero makes you look cool!
2. Guitar Hero (PS2)
I can't remember a game I was ever more eager to force people to sit down and play (or, at least, watch me play) than Guitar Hero. I think a lot of people had the same reaction when Dance Dance Revolution came around, in that half the novelty of the game was just showing off how crazy you could dance and how awesome the concept was. Except that DDR wasn't, and still isn't awesome. Guitar Hero, on the other hand, is the best rhythm game ever made, and it's totally bad ass to watch when the person playing knows what they're doing. At what point in DDR can you watch a guy hold the controller behind his back and play without looking? Or do fat windmill strums? Oh, wait, never? Yeah, sucks to be a DDR fan, doesn't it. Why don't you abandon that candy-raver jungle-house crap and come hang with us rock-and-roll types. You know, the dangerous types your parents always worried about. The cool kids.
Dammit, I'm serious. Put down that stupid Paul Oakenfold CD and listen to some Danzig! And then let's go do burnouts in the Safeway parking lot in your brother's Cougar!
3. Ikaruga (GC)
People who are way into Ikaruga are the video game-fan equivalent of people who are way into old Guided by Voices albums, David Lynch movies, and anything written by Hubert Selby Jr. It's not that any of those things are bad, Ikaruga included, mind you. It's that there is a level of dedication toward loving these things embedded within their fans that transcends any level of quality they actually put forth. The fandom goes well beyond what is rightfully deserved.
I couldn't even begin to explain it, honestly. I like Ikaruga fine--I played me a good bit of it when I bought it. But I also don't think I ever got past the third stage more than a couple of times in my life, and I also don't think it's much greater than most other great scrolling shooters. However, it is an undeniably cool game for reasons that escape most and that are inescapable to the dedicated cult following that the game has garnered over the years. You say to someone who "gets it" that you're into that there Ikaruga, and it's like you just said the magic password to get into the Freemasons or something. It's definitely a game that is cool to have, but more for its status among the hardcore and its relative rarity than for the game itself.
If you had a cool hat like this, maybe you, too, could be cool.
4. Otogi: Myth of Demons (Xbox)
The Ikaruga argument could pretty much be made about Otogi, as well, although the fan fare for Otogi is even less so, and Otogi is arguably more enjoyable, simply for the fact that you're a friggin' zombie samurai that knocks demons around with a big-ass sword and breaks up the environment like a zombie wrecking machine. Plus, you know, it's got that whole "aesthetic beauty" thing the artsy kids like so much.
I think Otogi sold like a dozen copies total, so by virtue of that fact alone, people who like obscure things latched onto it all the more. And if you have this game in your collection and can speak intelligently about the crazy, creepy princess voice that says totally opaque things to you throughout the game, or can explain why things that are Japanese are inherently superior to anything American, then you're probably a lot cooler in the eyes of people you probably don't think are all that cool. And that's cool...I think...wait, is it?
5. Virtual Pro Wrestling 2: Oudou Keishou (N64)
Ah, yes, the requisite import title. Every cool kid has to have at least a few obscure Japanese games floating around their collection. Games that are in English are so passé.
Virtual Pro Wrestling 2 is from AKI, the maker of all those WCW and WWF (back when it was the WWF) wrestling games for the Nintendo 64 that all the kids got totally horny over. But VPW 2 is about a billion times better than the vast majority of any of those games, and anybody who knows anything and is cool totally already knows that. Despite the lack of familiar American wrestlers, the game still had a ridiculous number of available characters from various Japanese federations, as well as lots of excellent modes and the best create-a-wrestler mode of any wrestling game ever. Despite coming out before No Mercy, it had stuff that didn't even find its way into that marquee title, such as a mask editor and programmable wrestler AI.
I suppose there is one gigantic flaw in this argument, in that wrestling games are inherently not cool. But the thing about that is...shut up.
1.Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (PS2)
2. Madden NFL 06 (PS2)
3. Guitar Hero (PS2) or Dance Dance Revolution Extreme (PS2)
4. The Guy Game (PS2)
5. Halo 2 (Xbox) Let's face it, nothing says "I'm cool" quite like having a large collection of games. Well, actually, most of the people that see my game collection (or at least the recent stuff, which is the only stuff that's on display in my living room) are somewhat troubled by the disturbing number of games I have. To people that aren't spending significant amounts of time playing games, seeing 1,000 games all in one place can be a little intimidating. But there's an easy way to calm them down. And that's where my list comes in.
Personally, I think this is a pretty cool game that I own. But this list isn't for me. Or you.
Make no mistake, this list isn't for you. If you're reading this article, chances are you'd be more interested in my Japanese copy of Rez or the creepy, unopened copy of MiniMoni: Shaker and Tambourine! Dapyon! that I have. Or my fine collection of games for the Famicom Disk System. Or even my fine collection of Make Your Own Music Video Sega CD titles. But most of the people I come into contact with, and most of the people that roll through my place, only want the classics. And by "classics" I mean "recent stuff they've heard of, played, and are acceptable from a mainstream gaming perspective." What, you didn't really think I was going to say that Madden was a cool game, did you?
More often than not, the mainstream audience is onto something. I mean, millions of people don't run out and buy Grand Theft Auto games because they're bad games. They buy them because they're actually (well, usually anyway) awesome games. Same deal with Halo 2. Hey, I finished the single-player, sunk some time into multiplayer, and moved on. But chances are there's a legion of dudes with backward baseball caps out there right now, playing matchmade games and calling each other gay while waiting for their soul patch to grow in. Not to overly generalize, of course, but those millions of players aren't wrong.
Guitar Hero might fool your non-game-playing friends into thinking you're some kind of wicked musician. And you look either more or less foolish than you do when you're playing DDR, but it's also a bit tougher to grasp. If there are girls at your house and they are drinking alcohol, DDR is probably a better choice. Hey, flip a coin, I guess.
And then there's The Guy Game, which has boobs in it. And not Team Ninja boobs, either. Real ones. That game's pretty lame, but it can capture a crowd's attention like nobody's business. You know, if I'm going to be honest, people don't really come over to my place to play games very often. They come over to watch The Knife Show. But that's a story for a different time.
All we know about the launch is that it's slated to happen before the holiday season and that we'll know more about it in September. For people who have been speculating and rumoring about the system since its announcement over a year ago, any bit of news is worth discussing until it's finalized, so there has been, understandably, quite a lot of talk surrounding the Wii's release date. The most recent of this came from Sports Illustrated for Kids, which revealed a November 6th release anecdotally in a recent issue. Nintendo is denying this claim, saying that they still intend to ship in the fourth quarter, but have not confirmed specifics.
Dates aside, there's plenty else to rumor about Nintendo, most specifically the launch lineup. When the console was announced, president Satoru Iwata stated that an online version of their fighting franchise Smash Brothers would be available at launch. Since we saw only a glimpse of Super Smash Brothers Brawl at E3 this year, that might not be likely. But of the games we did see, there's plenty enough to make a suitable launch lineup. Nintendo is still staying mum on the issue, but we sure hope at least the Mario or Zelda game is available along with Wario Ware (which seems quite likely) and a few other of the unfranchised Wii titles like Wii Sports and Wii Music. The potential for a really strong launch lineup seems to be there, let's keep our fingers crossed.
Alex Navarro | Associate Editor Alex: Testimonial:
From the brief glimpse we got at E3, it seems like this is what they could very well be the case, with one added bonus; it's going to be free. Or at least, access to the community aspect of their online service (messaging, player profiles, and friends list) will be free. Since Sony Executive Vice President Kaz Hirai likened the online strategy to that of air conditioning in a car (not an El Camino we hope), it also seems that it will come packaged in with every system.
The only thing we've seen of the program in action is an example of how players can purchase additional content (sound familiar?) using the karaoke game, SingStar, as an example. During the Sony press conference at E3, Sony exec Phil Harrison detailed how people would be able to use their PlayStation Card to purchase licensed songs for the game. All other details, however, including the pricing plan for the additional content, and whether or not Sony is going to attempt to compete with Xbox Live Arcade and Nintendo's Virtual Console are still quite secretive.
What we've seen so far is promising, but we don't reasonably expect to hear much more about it until at least TGS, and even then, it's still possible that Sony will sit on the secret of online for quite some time. Don't keep us waiting.
Greg Mueller | Associate Editor Greg M: Testimonial:
While GDC isn't typically the place for companies to make huge announcements, the biggest buzz at this year's GDC came from Nintendo president Satoru Iwata who announced that aside from Nintendo's own properties, that Sega and Hudson would be making many of their back catalog games available on the virtual console. That includes over 1000 games for the Sega Genesis, and a yet undisclosed amount of games from the TurboGrafx.
Specifics haven't been mentioned yet, but since their strategy is to cherry-pick the best games from each system (not sure how 1000 is cherry-picking, but hey we'll take it), we have some pretty good ideas about what we hope to expect. And all we can say is that if there are no Bonk games, we're going to be pretty upset.
Brendan Sinclair | News Editor Brendan: Testimonial:
Sure, getting into a market that has been dominated by Nintendo for so many years, seems like a risky endeavor, especially since (unlike the console market, which Nintendo had also dominated for years) it doesn't seem like Nintendo is giving up the throne anytime soon. Sony's first handheld, the PSP, has sold well enough, but still seems to be dwarfed by the technologically less impressive DS and GBA.
So why would Microsoft jump into the handheld market? Well, it seems like they're aiming more for the iPod than the GBA, at least that's what the first reports and rumors are circulating, with a system that will "include a device that plays media, a software media player, and an online media service". So is the Microsoft (codename) Argo the next N-Gage or some crazy hybrid between the iPod and the GBA? It could go either way. History hasn't treated multimedia devices that try to do too much, kindly, so we'll be interested to see how Microsoft handles the project. But then again, we were all kind of doubting the Xbox, so we've learned to just shut up and wait to see what happens.
Of course everything is still quite early at this point, but since we've been gossiping about a potential Microsoft handheld since the company announced it was getting into games five years ago, this is the first time said project sounds like a reality. With Microsoft frontman J Allard (J and the Argo, ha ha get it?) behind the project, it looks like we're going to be hearing a lot more about it very soon. We can't wait.
Tim Surette | News Editor Tim S: Testimonial:
When a next-generation Super Smash Bros. game was first mentioned by Nintendo president Satoru Iwata, it was to say that an online version of the game would be available at the system's launch. Later it was revealed that the series creator Masahiro Sakurai was back at Nintendo to work on the project. Everything was looking good for Smash Bros. fans. There was, unfortunately, no sign of the game at this year's E3, making launch availability seem less likely.
All speculation and concern about the franchise was laid to rest at a Nintendo press conference the night after the first full day of E3. The bad news is that the game won't be making its way to the Wii until 2007. The good news is that there are a bunch of new exciting characters in the game. Old favorites like Mario, Kirby, and Pikachu will be joined by the Zero Mission version of Samus, Pit from Kid Icarus, and Kirby-villian the Meta-Knight. The biggest surprise of all, of course, was that Konami protagonist Solid Snake will also be a playable character in the game, and will use a lot of his own tricks, such as the cardboard box he typically uses for stealth in his own games.
At the conference, Sakurai answered that there were indeed many more characters going into the game, but wouldn't indicate who they were at that time. If any of them are as exciting as those announced at E3, it's going to be hard for us to hold out.
Carrie Gouskos | Features Editor The inclusion of Solid Snake in Super Smash Bros. Brawl has me extra-excited about the game. While I wouldn't have normally thought of Snake as a Nintendo character (his two NES games aren't exactly exalted by creator Hideo Kojima, and the GameCube game was an underwhelming port), I'm happy to see this kind of collaboration underway. So to that I say, give me more, Nintendo! Give me Super Joe! Give me a playable Metroid! Give me Leon S. Kennedy! I want it all!
The list of songs used in Guitar Hero spanned decades of rock music, and used classics from legendary guitarists in perfect harmony with a number of newer catchy hits. So when we found out that the recently-purchased Red Octane and developer Harmonix were at it again for a sequel, the first thing out of our mouths was "What's the song list?" Well, perhaps the first thing out of our mouths was "Is there going to be Van Halen?" but then shortly after we were asking about the rest of the song list.
Shortly before E3 we got a taste of the first seven songs in the game, which were playable on the show floor. Though the epically long War Pigs and bass-guitar masterpiece YYZ are a good start, we still want to what the rest of the list is going to entail. Specifically, will Iron Maiden's mini-opera Rime of the Ancient Mariner be the next Bark at the Moon? Will there be an actual Van Halen song instead of a Van Halen cover of the Kinks? And maybe most importantly, please please please put Guns 'n' Roses in the game, we implore you.
Though Red Octane is sure to tease us until the game's release later this year, we're holding our breaths. Rhythm games are only as good as their songlists, and we have every inclination that they're going to do us right, again. Please don't let us be wrong.
Brad Shoemaker | Associate Editor Brad: Testimonial:
We know it's slated for 2007 sometime, but we're still uncertain about far too many specific details. And like the rest of the universe, we're finding it hard not to be curious about what's going to happen to the iconic Master Chief this time around, especially since the last Halo left us with little-to-no ending to tide us over.
While there hasn't been too much information released just yet, the information we have gotten has been stretched out and teased just enough to make us go mad. When a company starts releasing the "making of" their E3 trailer, it's a sure sign that they know people are going to bite at anything they're offering.
Perhaps more interestingly is the question of whether or not new information about Halo 3 will be released via the traditional viral marketing, such as the website ilovebees.com which was used to promote Halo 2. We're certain that news will come, but we fear it will be in the form of tiny leaks that leave us still more speculative than certain about anything. But we love that pain just the same.
Jason Ocampo | Editor It all started with a remark that Bill Gates made to Time magazine last year. Gates predicted that the next chapter in the flagship Xbox franchise would be available for the Xbox 360 in time to blunt the launch of the PlayStation 3. Well, it turns out that Gates was speaking a bit rhetorically there. Halo 3 won't be out until next year, but the big question now is when? Will we have to wait until the 2007 holiday season? Is the game still going to be tied into the upcoming, Peter Jackson-produced Halo movie? (Speaking of which, what happened to that?) The whole Xbox world wonders.
Part of Windows Vista, Live Anywhere will have one type of interface, one marketplace, and one friends list, the exact same one available on the Xbox 360 but embedded in Windows. People will be able to use Live Anywhere to share information between PC games, 360 games, and mobile phone games.
The one example they showed of Live Anywhere was with their forthcoming first-person shooter, Shadowrun. Director of platform strategy Scot Henson, led the demonstration which highlighted being able to show which system players on friends lists were on, whether it was 360, PC, or mobile phone. The insinuation is that you'll be able to share all sorts of information across the platforms, including achievement points, and quite possibly to carry games over from one system to the other. The potential for this is really quite huge.
As pointsaholics (most of us), we couldn't be more excited to find out how we will be able to achieve more of those happy little points. Live Anywhere could potentially damage the way the system works, but it could also be revitalize the whole thing. We're hoping for the latter, of course.
Jeff Gerstmann | Senior Editor Jeff: Testimonial:
vero adtenderem te non solum de vita communi omnium curam publicaeque rei constitutione habere sed etiam de opportunitate publicorum aedificiorum, ut civitas per te non solum provinciis esset aucta, verum etiam ut maiestas imperii publicorum aedificiorum egregias haberet auctoritates, non putavi praetermittendum, quin primo quoque tempore de his rebus ea tibi ederem, ideo quod primum parenti tuo de eo fueram notus et eius virtutis studiosus. Cum autem concilium caelestium in sedibus inmortalitatis eum dedicavisset et imperium parentis in tuam potestatem transtulisset, idem studium meum in eius memoria permanens in te contulit favorem. Itaque cum M. Aurelio et P. Minidio et Gn. Cornelio ad apparationem ballistarum et scorpionum reliquorumque tormentorum (et eorum) refectionem fui praesto et cum eis commoda accepi, quae, cum primo mihi tribuisti recognitionem, per sororis commendationem servasti.
ergo eo beneficio essem obligatus, ut ad exitum vitae non haberem inopiae timorem, haec tibi scribere coepi, quod animadverti multa te aedificavisse et nunc aedificare, reliquo quoque tempore et publicorum et privatorum aedificiorum, pro amplitudine rerum gestarum ut posteris memoriae traderentur, curam habiturum. Conscripsi praescriptiones terminatas, ut eas attendens et ante facta et futura qualia sint opera per te posses nota habere; namque his voluminibus aperui omnes disciplinae rationes.
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