So listen.
It's been a busy couple of weeks for me, and I haven't really had time to think about Destiny 2, much less play it. This week, I played an inordinate amount of Battlefield to complete GameSpot's Battlefield 2042 review. Well, I say complete, but it's a review-in-progress, which means there's more playing to be done. Immediately before that, it was the same story, but for the Call of Duty: Vanguard review. Plus, we're nearing our annual game of the year deliberations, which means it's a sprint to play all the cool things I haven't played yet. (Check out Inscryption, y'all. Then read my thing about what's going on in Inscryption's story.)
I'm making excuses; the reality is, I'm kinda punting on this week's Iron Banter. But I didn't want to blow it off completely (something I quietly did a couple weeks ago), so I'm treating this one as a recharge day. This is mostly for me and Senior Editor Chris Pereira. This is my Bozo Dubbed Over, but for Destiny.
Here's the Destiny 2 experience as depicted in I Think You Should Leave memes.
"Oh yeah guys, there's motorcycles. And there's a lot of other stuff too."
"Steve makes one Christmas joke and you all shit yourselves laughing. But I make hundreds of on-par if not better, and everyone ices me? I'm not popular at all!"
"Moon river rock. Moon river roll!"
"They say we don't have permissions of the families. I said we don't need permissions of the family. We're allowed to show 'em nude because they ain't got no souls."
"Scrooge! I am the Ghost of Christmas WAAAAY Future!"
"The bones are their money. So are the worms."
"Who's the best little bod who's a carve of beef who's your carved ham up here who's carved up."
"You know, Roy Donk! King of the tuk-tuk sound?"
"I mean you walk by a store and you see 50 guys who look just like me, fighting over very complicated shirts? You go in. Yes you do, you go in."
"I think he has dice but he's afraid to show them to anyone."
"That Nova deal's a sure thing now."
"My condolences. TWO THREE FOUR."
"You can't skip lunch."
"If you're under 60lbs, holding a Tammy Craps doll, er, using Stasis is like smoking five Macanudo cigars a day."
"You think this is slicked back? This is PUSHED back."
"Perfect. We've been sitting here talking all day, and you all never bothered to learn my name."
"Here we are. The stars aligned."
"The chin kills."
"You said we could swear."
Please make me feel less dumb about spending my time on this by dropping your own jokes in the comments.
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