That's right folks, I've gone and done it again! Welcome to my greatest masterpiece, only two months in the making. This is Swordfighting for People Who Are Really Bad At Swordfighting, a game for people who are really bad at swordfighting. If you're decent, good, or even just okay at swordfighting, you're not allowed to play this game. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

　　Why you should download it:

　　It's free!It has swords!It has a physics engine!It has a plurality of levels!It's about as frustrating as my last masterpiece!You've always wanted to learn how to swordfight anyway!Only has a 1.6% chance of gaining sentience and trying to kill you!Downloads going up makes me happy!It might be fun, I mean, how would you know, have you even tried it?It may have as many as 4 different easter eggs!It's free!

　　But don't just take it from me! See what my playtester had to say about it:

　　"It's very stabby. Good luck not getting stabbed. You're gonna need it." - Tester I hope you enjoy this game about stabbing people!

　　also the head writer for THE ONION thinks it's funny??? https://pizzapranks.com/mike-gillis-top-10-indiepocalypse-comedy-picks/