Welcome to PVillage... ... a town in cyberspace, and home of the PSuite set of productivity applications. Here you'll work for LUX, solve a few mysteries, and get closer with the programs and processes of the *worst* productivity suite ever created!

　　How? By dating them, silly!

　　Experience a hand-drawn, computer-pixellated world of retro 90s weirdness.

　　Battle, hide, sing, use knowledge of swordsmanship and [only the finest] brandy in your quest to connect to the Inter-Net, and unlock the secrets of the programs of PontiSuite.

　　Features: 6 different characters with over 70,000 words of lovingly-written dialogueOriginal, hand-drawn art, pixellated for a juicy, crunchy, mid-90s lookFully-Operational Original Soundtrack in blazing 16-bit MIDIFeaturing nightvision, detective, magnify, and hero modes, along with many more helpful features to assist your adventures throughout PVillage. Collect them all! Your own virtual assistant, A1 the spreadsheet cell (pictured below)A wide, deep lore that you probably weren't prepared for in any meaningful way CAREFULLY BALANCED LEVELS OF [FUN] --

　　PSweet is a visual novel done in the style of 90s shovelware promotional material for a fictional operating system. It's a part of the wider

　　Future Proof universe, which we've been producing online, and at live events in NYC since 2017. Read more about why we made the game here.

　　"howdy doody there!"