The year is 2030. the earth is ravaged. society is in disarray. chaos rules the wasteland. Genetically engineered giants known as Ügres are hired to carry important people from place to place.
Sweet, sweet Ugre – your assignment is to carry beloved actor Michael Cera from LA to New York. Use your hourly rate from Ügre HQ to tend to his every need. Keep him happy, healthy and entertained, and get him safely to his movie set in time.
HOW TO PLAY – click to walk
– drag items from your inventory (the pocket) to Michael to keep him happy
– purchase more items to sustain Mr. Cera at any gas station you may pass
– pull out that map to strategize your stops
– put on some music if you'd like, we found some CDs. He likes music
– take good care of the little guy
Art & Code by Alex Benson
Sound & Music by Gabriel Chez
Frantically made for PIGSquad's 2023 Summer Slow Jams, with the themes of "idle" and "mutation"
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