EPISTLE 3

　　a FULL adaptation of the text of Epistle 3, believed to be the synopsis to the unreleased game Half Life 3, from a person who has never finished a Half Life game.

　　"shloud not even exist" -- dommy9111

　　FEATURES:

　　weird funeralsa gun that can shoot everythingthis weird heartbeat sound in your left earCombine soldiersdissociationthe BREENGRUBgross misunderstandings of loreTHAT SNEERING TRICKSTER, G-MAN AS SEEN ON WAYPOINT I FUCKIN GUESS HOT DAMN

　　ALSO AS SEEN ON KOTAKU??? WHAT THE HELL

　　AND, FUCKIN, IGN I GUESS???????

　　"EPISTLE 3 has [...] infinite value." -- GIANT BOMB GOTY?????????

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Bug Fix and FPS Boost
Apr 24, 2018

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Status	Released
Rating	Rated 4.6 out of 5 stars (9 total ratings)
Author	sparrowhousegames
Tags	Animals, Atmospheric, Cute, Dating Sim, Local Co-Op, Ludum Dare 41
Multiplayer	Local multiplayer
Player count	Singleplayer
Links	Ludum Dare