Why Howdy There!

　　Eldrazi (it's in the title)Four Routes (each gayer than the last)Fifteen Flying SquirrelsYARGLE!!!Morophon's Homarid TribalThirty-Four Siege Rhinos in a Trenchcoat

　　Literally Just ClickingAnd Reading TooLike, It's a Visual Novel, idk what you want from meAnd I Guess There are Some Choices as WellBut It's Mostly Clicking and Reading It's been over six years since @Diosboss made concept art for this idea. And since it looks like they're not going to actually go through with it, I've taken matters into my own hands. I definitely did yoink some of that original art tho so if you want royalties hmu ig. And really I would've commissioned professional art for this but I'm a broke college student so you'll just have to endure with my crayon scribbles (it adds to the charm).

　　And a small collection of disclaimers for y'all :)

　　Eldrazi Dating Sim is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC.

　　Mature content. Nothing explicit, but there's profanity and Ulamog inserts a baguette into your asshole.

　　Skipping sometimes puts character sprites in the wrong position, idk it's a Ren'Py problem not me so have fun with that one.